Friday 28 May 2010

The real cure for heart disease

OK, so I heard a pointless piece of news on the TV today. Apparently a new study shows that people who don’t brush their teeth regularly are 78% more likely to suffer from heart disease.

Seriously, where do they come up with this nonsense? I’ll tell you what they do. They ask perhaps a hundred people how many times a day they brush their teeth. To keep some sort of equality, they will ask 50 men and 50 women. 25 of the men will be fat and the other 25 fit and healthy. The same for the women. The majority of the fat people asked will admit to not brushing their teeth as regularly and, because they are also fat, are more likely to suffer from heart disease.

This does not mean there is a direct correlation between teeth brushing and heart disease. All it tells us is that fat people are lazy. That is why they are fat in the first place!

Wednesday 19 May 2010

Stop interrupting me

OK here is my first thought of the day and it is one of sheer frustration.

Firstly, why does the phone never stop ringing as soon as I'm in the office on my own? Secondly, why do people insist on phoning me when I’m in the middle of doing something? Thirdly, why do people phone me up to ask for my help and then constantly interrupt me when I’m trying to explain things to them? If there is one thing I can’t stand it is being interrupted. If you aren’t going to listen to what I’ve got to say then why the hell did you phone me in the first place you feckless idiot?!

Oh and another thing. Why do people phone up, having already interrupted me, and simply assume I’ve got the time to answer their stupid questions in the first place? I’m busy. Leave me the hell alone!

OK I feel better now. It’s good to share.

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