Wednesday 3 November 2010

Viva La France

Now far be it from me to stick my nose into politics or anything like that but I’m really confused about this UK/France defence treaty.

Other than the obvious benefit of it pissing the Americans off, I really can’t see how the United Kingdom can possibly benefit from it. I mean what exactly does France have to offer? A guide on how to surrender successfully is hardly going to be useful to us. Neither will their emergency supply of white flags.

When those idiotic, goat raping, Middle-Eastern rag-heads in this country attempt to blow something up (usually themselves), we raise our terror alerts. The French raise theirs too but they have a different priority system. They will raise theirs from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.

Seriously, the French made more of an effort fighting against Euro Disney than the Nazis. I seem to recall fireworks were banned at Euro Disney a few years ago after a display at night caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of tourists.

So really Mr Cameron, what is it you hope to achieve by this stange move? Please enlighten us all.

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